[Voice]
With so much company here, it hardly feels like being locked up at all.

[Private to Bly; in slow and meticulous writing, as he's doing it with his uninjured hand]For the record, I would not have attacked you, had your Inmate not targeted you himself, given me your room number, and told me you were armed. I have the correspondence to prove ( Read more... )

Congratulations. You won. Here's to an eternity of the status quo.

[After a pause]

Billy... Please tell me you're alright.

[AND IN THE BACKGROUND YOU CAN HEAR RAYNE SHOUTING THE FOLLOWING]

JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTMONKEYBALLS! SOMEONE BETTER BE LETTING ME OUT OF HERE OR-

[OOC: Major McCrazyface is in Level 0 now with a bandaged, possibly broken ( Read more... )